Tuesday, 10 June 2014

Nearly there

I guess the 80:20 rule applies to writing too. I've spent over 8 months getting feedback, proof reading, editing, mailing publishers, formatting.
All the boring crappy stuff, which is why it took me so long. Also my house needs a lot of work etc.

Anyway, should be up in the next couple of days :D.

Wednesday, 8 January 2014

Submission is inevitable

So I submitted the first four chapters of Debtribution to an agent today - like a weight off my shoulders.
Fingers crossed!

Tuesday, 15 October 2013

Self Promotion

I've nearly finished writing my book, so now comes the far more daunting task of self promotion. This is the first step. Read my fecking book.

Of course you can't read it.... yet! But, er, watch this space, because Debtribution will be rocking your world soon.

What's this book about you say? I'm glad you asked.

Ireland's greedy and corrupt elite are being picked off like scabs on a chicken-poxed child, and the streets of Dublin's affluent south side are awash with blood.
Brian O'Reilly, an overweight, unmotivated, middle-aged Garda, is the man tasked with protecting the creamy froth that have risen to the top of Irish society. But with his limited resources, lack of leads, and a partner who can barely tie his own shoelaces, how can he possibly stop this ruthless killer? And does anyone even want him to?

Debtribution is a humorous 'what-if' examination of Irish society. Complete with vomit, kinky sex, property, and the Catholic church, it is a must-read novel for every true Irish proud Irish citizen. If Roddy Doyle, Paul Howard, E. L. James, and Enid Blyton were locked in a room and forced to write a novel, Debtribution would surely be it.