I've nearly finished writing my book, so now comes the far more daunting task of self promotion. This is the first step. Read my fecking book.
Of course you can't read it.... yet! But, er, watch this space, because Debtribution will be rocking your world soon.
What's this book about you say? I'm glad you asked.
Ireland's greedy and corrupt elite are being picked off like scabs on a chicken-poxed child, and the streets of Dublin's affluent south side are awash with blood.
Brian O'Reilly, an overweight, unmotivated, middle-aged Garda, is the
man tasked with protecting the creamy froth that have risen to the top
of Irish society. But with his limited resources, lack of leads, and a
partner who can barely tie his own shoelaces, how can he possibly stop
this ruthless killer? And does anyone even want him to?
Debtribution is a humorous 'what-if' examination
of Irish society. Complete with vomit, kinky sex, property, and the
Catholic church, it is a must-read novel for every true Irish proud
Irish citizen. If Roddy Doyle, Paul Howard, E. L. James, and Enid Blyton
were locked in a room and forced to write a novel, Debtribution would surely be it.
