Cum for Sasquatch

Just spotted this book on Smashwords. Epic!


http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/458243
When Emilia is contracted to spend the weekend camping in the mountains on a journalistic search for Sasquatch, she never imagined she might actually find him. Emilia is about to discover that the mythological beast has all the desires of a human man, and he gets what he wants. Can Emilia survive the rough, sexy encounter with a monster that's truly larger than life?

Published

Finally published 'Debtribution' :D
http://www.amazon.com/Debtribution-Eoin-Clifford-ebook/dp/B00KXH17ZM
https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/447322

A real relief to finally have it out there, exciting too.
For what it's worth, here's some things I've learned about the self-publishing ebook process.

1. Despite being an attention whore for the most part, I get quite nervous when people tell me that they are going to read my work
2. Getting a book onto amazon and smashwords is fairly painless :)
3. Most people in Ireland still read print :(
4. The buzz I get from each extra sale is possibly worth more than the $2 income it generates
5. People wont respond to emails if they are bcc'd, but will if they are cc'd

Highly valuable information there. Be sure to use it wisely

D-1

'Debtribution' is up on Smashwords, and awaiting approval on Amazon. Once it's up there, I'll do a formal launch i.e. tell people on facebook that I've written a book. Oh the excitement.

Word of my skills travels fast - Smashwords have already asked me to carry out an interview for their website. Though in fairness it was an automated request for an automated interview.
Anyway, here are the results for anyone who might have an interest in such things.

Self Promotion

I've nearly finished writing my book, so now comes the far more daunting task of self promotion. This is the first step. Read my fecking book.

Of course you can't read it.... yet! But, er, watch this space, because Debtribution will be rocking your world soon.

What's this book about you say? I'm glad you asked.

Ireland's greedy and corrupt elite are being picked off like scabs on a chicken-poxed child, and the streets of Dublin's affluent south side are awash with blood.
Brian O'Reilly, an overweight, unmotivated, middle-aged Garda, is the man tasked with protecting the creamy froth that have risen to the top of Irish society. But with his limited resources, lack of leads, and a partner who can barely tie his own shoelaces, how can he possibly stop this ruthless killer? And does anyone even want him to?
Debtribution is a humorous 'what-if' examination of Irish society. Complete with vomit, kinky sex, property, and the Catholic church, it is a must-read novel for every true Irish proud Irish citizen. If Roddy Doyle, Paul Howard, E. L. James, and Enid Blyton were locked in a room and forced to write a novel, Debtribution would surely be it.